Sunday, February 27, 2011

第二章:嗪噱的故事。

滴,滴,滴着。
邪门的红血。
琴键都是血迹,手指却灵活得停不下来。


他弹着的是长满细细长长尖刺的钢琴,黑键,白键和椅子都有。手指每按一键,尖刺就穿过了指头,鲜红血情不自禁地喷出来。
血喷到了棕色皮肤的脸,双手也流满了这液体。
房间弥漫着血腥的怪味,散发阴森的气氛,令人毛骨悚然。


他深知这时为了应付《第4497届Gothicavia星际钢琴大赛》,绝对不能辜负钢琴老师Mr. Feldolocks对他的极高期望。这位男人十分认真地练着琴,好像全世界正发生的事情也与他无关。


他正在弹着贝多芬的……


等下,不是不是不是。




什么?
不是贝多芬?是莫扎特?萧邦?




究竟是谁的著作??




乐谱也陈旧得太离谱了,它是用蓝色的血液编写出来的神秘曲子。
若仔细竖耳聆听,这音乐简直不是令听众听得如痴如醉,而是夸张型地鸡皮疙瘩。你根本不敢对这音乐太陶醉或听出耳油,主因是此非凡的钢琴技术过于高超,明显地体现出一幅恐怖的钢琴演奏会画面,如一只千年妖鬼俯身在一个萎缩着的脆弱身子弹琴。


此乐谱简直就是鬼神之作!

双耳听着的神秘音乐似邪门的病毒,令人无可自拔地疯狂。这种至高的水准,超过了著名音乐家的理解能力,完全不可思议啊。


完美,是不可能达到的。
可是最恐怖的是,这个人弹得超出完美。


这音乐违反了自然规律,速度竟然快过了最快的Prestissimo。若一般人能同时弹十个琴键,他能弹三十个。
他越弹越快,音乐变得太快,太着急。血则永远地涌出来,宛如喷泉般的鬼怪优美。
空气稀薄得蚂蚁都几乎窒息了。
若世界有个词语叫极限,那他把极限远远抛在后头,早已超越了。


音乐到了高潮!
Mr. Feldolocks抹了抹沾到血的老花眼镜,抚摸蓝色的长胡子。手指断了三根,他却还在努力地猛弹,直到赤裸裸的上半身背部付出粗粗的血丝和青筋。
不,接下来的不是叫作弹琴了。


手指猛在键上疯癫地摔下,弹出刺耳的鬼怪音乐。
双手糜烂了也不停止,直到最后的漂亮结尾,双手完全断开,骨头粹裂,无情地跌在钢琴地上。


死了,而且死得非常疯癫。


Mr. Feldolocks脱下眼镜,用钳子开始为他拔牙。


就如九把刀的《异梦》,
一颗一颗地拔下来。
鲜血泛滥房间,血流不止,是个令人极度作呕的鬼地方。
古怪的Mr. Feldolocks把三十多颗恒牙,开始一颗一颗地吃进肚子。




对,吞完死者所有的臭牙。他舔了舔他血腥的烂嘴巴。


他,名嗪噱。
是个为地球人制恶梦的外星人,用恶梦来迷幻人群。然后夺取那人的身份,成为那个人的心灵。嗪噱是个骗者,魔鬼的儿子。
他在金河系也被称“恶梦的艺术家”,如今潜入银河系的太阳系,到了地球一个叫美国的地方。在华盛顿。


没错,他迷幻了这位黑人,制造了一个大骗局,让黑人误解自己是个著名的钢琴家,要参加宇宙似的星际钢琴赛。嗪噱参与了自己编的假故事,冒从一位十分严格的钢琴老师,反而黑人折磨了自己至死!




“白痴。”嗪噱冷笑。


他脱下了裤子,从肛门拿出一支小刀,开始剖开黑人的脸皮。
黑人的眼睛似乎还没死,睁开得如此的大,冷冷地瞪着嗪噱剖开他的脸。过了不久,就只剩下了脸红色肌肉和骨头,血肉十分难看模糊。
嗪噱把他的桌上的几张文件,显示的是黑人的鼎鼎大名。










PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, OBAMA.


美国总统奥巴马,就这样被他剖开了脸部。他把奥巴马的脸戴上,他很喜欢血的味道。
如今,嗪噱将借着假身份,成为世界最强国家的总统,将为地球写下恐怖的历史故事。


他把背包打开,拿出了一个人的大脑。
脑吊着一个标签,写着“爱因斯坦的脑”。
他知道他将成为全世界最强最聪明的人,翻转整个地球,成为独一无二的地球统治者




一份演唱会的海报不知从哪飞了进来,落在他手中。










“Lady GAGA?”


他对着手中的娱乐版狂笑,他知道他的下一个目标是谁了。







Thursday, February 24, 2011

第一章:怪胎。


“人生会有七次的奇迹发生。”九把刀。
这一天,奇迹发生了。


电风扇开着一号,微风从上往下吹着。吹呀吹,吹走了一个小东西。
耳机刚好播着Far East Movement-Rockerteer的副歌。
“Let's F-L-Y---” 双眸前的小东西也随着音乐fly了起来。

飘过了我不长不短的粗头发,
飘过了班上排名第二高的鼻梁,
飘过了不是很美丽的手指,
也飘过了桌上的铁打烂手机。

它停在桌上一动也不动。
我对它凝视几秒钟,它也对我做出同样的反应。

“喂,滚开。”我。
“…………”它。
“没看到我在听歌吗?”我怒。
“…………”它。
“别逼我。”
“……”

我就用食指和拇指,用力地把它给夹死了,房间顿时弥漫着邪恶的笑声。手指被打开,我用十分认真的态度仔细观察它。

它,粘着少许红色。红,代表邪门的血色,可怕的腥味。



奇怪。


这是什么?

是小人国的地土吗?是外星人的畸形小飞碟吗?还是美军收到了消息,用这一种最先进的间谍工具来偷窥我,破坏本人的超级无敌秘密策划!?
我发愣。我不懂叻,怎么办?脑子都是问号,所以我抓了头。

第二个怪东西忽然也出现了!脸上竟是无限惊讶。
这到底是什么鬼东西!!!?怎么会出现?我猛抓头。接着……
三号,四号怪胎也冒出来了,从我的脑袋生长出来,太怪异了。我的脑子里是不是还有更多呢?是不是脑中积血所喷出来的?还是我也是怪胎!?

十只手指头钻进脑袋!

无数小妖怪飞跃而出,各个面无表情,形状大同小异,散发着阴森的杀气!

桌上堆满了一动也不动的……咦?又仿佛在蠕动的神秘微物。实在太恐怖,我一定要找出真相。是否有人趁着我沉睡时,把我全身改造,使我头部长出这些怪东西!?
手指灵活地在键盘上飞舞,打进了谷歌。我目瞪口呆。

资料来源:《银河系恶心大百科》。
记录超过二十颗星球科学研究,对于这怪东西的解释和介绍。

鼻涕星球的科学报告 - 完成于公元前9000光年
根据鼻涕星球著名生物学家Dr. Nosebleed Tychosvania发现证明。此物学名为TOUBIZEEX。鼻涕人被称为宇宙间最有智慧的人,因为他们都吃此物。鼻涕人认为,TOUBIZEEX能够促进血液循环,激发强大的思考力,增加脑部的效率达到百分之百。地球的爱因斯坦(地球最聪明的人)也只用了脑部的百分之二十。它让脑细胞链接得迅速,也是宙斯和太阳神的早餐。在公元前8992光年,TOUBIZEEX是金河系里的最畅销补脑饮食……

接下来还有好多星球科学研究报告。

我懒得看了,我深思。
我知道活在地球的时间也不长,必须做了对地球内裤色狼做了研究报告后,回去家乡---热血星球。而如今发现了天大的秘密。
为了创造一个给我自己的无限创意的超级无敌头脑,我开始用汤匙一口口地吃着怪东西。
味道也很怪.
好像你不是吸血鬼,却学吸血鬼吸人的血的感觉。最近地球太多吸血鬼的电影了。

忘了告诉你。我不是地球人

咀嚼在口里淡淡无味的怪胎,使我逼不得已加了酱油进去,味道变得不错。想着疯癫梦想越来越接近自己,心里正在猛狂笑着。

对了,我还有一个地球的妹妹。她不知道我的身份。

妹进来,看到我吃着TOUBIZEEX,她说:“你在干嘛?”
我从头里挖了一个TOUBIZEEX给她看,然后很帅气地吃进肚子。
过后我才知道,地球人都叫TOUBIZEEX为……

















头皮屑。

“什么来的?”

写到这里,刚吃了四碗TOUBIZEEX。
我开始用刀片割头皮,我知道会拥有更多的这怪东西……因它太美味了。




Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Mystery

This is a true story.


I have a toilet in my house, well everyone does.
After we use it, should we flush? Yes, because we don't want to smell poop stinks all over in our home.
This is a normal thing we do, but it happened weirdly at my house.


I saw something dark in the toilet, shivering and hiding quietly. Not inside the toilet bowl, but inside a pail of water beside it.
Yes, inside the pail of water, sinking underwater, creepy and silently.


It was red brown-yellow , darker in colour.


It's poop! Or you called it shit.


It is an ordinary poop that stinks of course but it was disgusting! I nearly spit out my lunch at that awkward moment.


What would be your first reaction when you saw that?


I SCREAMED.


 I ran to my mum, "Mum, there is poop in the toilet!"
"Of course there is, it is the toilet."
"No, you gotta see this!"
She saw it and luckily she didn't screamed. My grandma had removed it courageously ( I think so, its too disgusting for me ) and save the day. But questions popped out into my brain, my small creative thinking generator I called it.


Who did this?????


It's a mystery, let's start to investigate.
The poop is sinking below, touching the bottom of the pail of water. It's still in nice condition, not breaking into pieces or dissolved. So it's fresh, just happened that day. But who?
I gotta admit. I have this special ability I think God given to me. I can smell poop and differentiate who's poop is that. I know all the smells of my family members'poop. Eww, don't be jealous, that's my talent.
But the poop sank underwater, I can't smell it and I don't even dare to watch it, yucks. I didn't walk into the toilet for the whole day and I felt don't want to poop again in my whole entire life.


Was it dad?
Nope, he went to work. By the way, his poop stinks with cigaratte flavour. You know, he smokes although been scolded by us everyday.
Mum? 
No, its not that smell. She was teaching tuition at my house that time.
Sister?
No again, she's in her room and doing homework!
Me?
Of course not! I'm the one that is going to use the toilet!
Grandma?






Maybe. 


Her legs were weak and hard to squad. (Its a toilet bowl which you squad, not sit) But is it possible? Why inside the pail of water? The direction was totally different and clearly not too mear to the toilet bowl.
Is she blind? No, she reads the newspaper everyday. She can see things clearly, rarely put on her 60's glasses.
The tuition students?
No way, none of them came out to pee or poop.
Spooky. How could a person turns to the right and poop into the pail of water? Or was the shit too long and break? Accidentally fell into the pail of water?
Someone tried to make a joke? Or was that done by animals?




It's an unsolved mystery. Beware.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Thanks for giving me LIFE.

I've been thinking to write my blog in Mandarin or English. Argh. Okay, English.

Complains.

Why keep complaining? "Well, my life sucks!" 
No, its not. "Yes, it is!"
Are you sure? Do you think that you deserve to complain? 

No, because we are having the most precious gift from god, life. 
A normal, simple and not-so-perfect life.

Here's a story I want to share with you.

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she’s blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He’s always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?” The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away.

This is how human brain changes when the status changed.
Only few remember what life was before, and who’s always been there even in the most painful situations.
Life is A Gift.
Today before you think of saying an unkind word – Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life – Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.
Before whining about the distance you drive – Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job and boring school life – Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job and go to school.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another – Remember that not one of us are without sin.
When you are depressed and sad, don't be – Put a smile on your face and thank — you’re alive and still around

STOP COMPLAINING.
Appreciate every moment of life, because you have 86,400 seconds in a day. Every second is precious, as it is free. So make your life valuable.

Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And Fulfill it. 

Friday, February 11, 2011

太直。


面子书如今太太太太太太太广泛了,你我他只要一键,就可以看到大家上载的东西。
就因这样,各种不同的性格如剥了壳的鸡蛋,赤裸裸的显露出来。
不是说我性格太完美,要批评什么之类的。我毕竟只是地球里一个很渺小的邝暄恒。只是有些事情现在不说,以后说也来不及了。

小学老师曾教过这个。
“剪刀应该怎么传给别人?”
“圆的地方向着别人,尖的地方向着自己!”同学们活跃地回答,没把老师的教导给忘记。
“很好!给自己一个爱的鼓励!”老师答。

我们有没有想过为什么呢?因我们都不想伤害他人,所以宁可自己握着尖锐的剪刀刀刃,怕一不小心对方会受伤。鉴定于此,我们不该伤害对方。
道理简单吗?
简单,连我家隔壁的狗都会明白。
难道……待人处事/说话也不是应这样吗?

大家在生活圈子里磨来磨去,好像石子在河床里滚动。有些总是尖尖的,有些则是圆圆的。
有刚硬的,但也有脆弱的。
因此,何必把自己弄得尖尖的,刺伤别人呢?
世界好多脆弱的心灵,所以忧郁症才有增无减啊,都是恐怖的话语害的。
说话太直,宛如子弹用光速射进人的脆弱心灵。“啪!”全都碎了。

更何况对方是长辈,就更要注意自己的言语。东,西方学派都教导要尊师重老,说话的艺术更需要着重。
你以为是一句话吧了,但那却是计时炸弹。一句一句的伤害,只是我们不知道对方弱小的心灵几时会爆发。
不是普通的爆炸,是心灵遭悲痛毁谤而炸毁。
在不成熟和成熟之间(简称为半生熟==),我们的成长受到外界的影响,以朋友为主因。所以拜托拜托拜托拜托,朋友们……

有时不清楚状况,就先别开口,哪怕因自己言语的错失笑坏了大家。
有时不了解别人的东西,就别装懂,还扯了大道理。
有时不小心说话太直接了,字典有个词叫做“对不起”,大家会原谅你。
有时不晓得我写得有些狠辣,也向你们说对不起。

若说话还是太伤人怎么办?

我买个口罩给你戴吧,让你戴着说话。

箴言15:23
口善应对,自觉喜乐。
话合其时,何等美好。

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Secondary school life part 2



有个姓陆的女生读了这篇的上半部,觉得我怎么那么残忍。没把他们当成是朋友,而如今我要纠正下。
你们都一直是我朋友=)
而且是真的。

失去的东西总是比现在拥有的来得珍贵,这话是真的。我刚体会得到。
以前我们朋友之间糊里糊涂地黏在一起,如今一个个的离开。
以前我们一起打球做运动,虽然有些人真的不会玩,但大家竟然可以玩得那么兴奋。
以前我们的口头弹,如今说出来,会被人说傻瓜。
以前会在一起比赛放屁,如今都会忍着,否则被人臭骂。
新年的团聚,见到的母校,老师,同学。有变,有些不变。突然觉得一样很值钱的东西,我找到了。

一切争吵,无理取闹,说笑都不是偶然,因这份感觉从此再也很难有了。
就像德士车站卖牛肉果条的90岁老人,只有他煮的果条吃了就有那种怀旧感觉。无人可取代。
同样的,我们的朋友之间宛如一个个电线,唯有在一起时,心也连在一起。你们也是无人可取代。

所以当我们再次相遇时,我都珍惜与你们在一起的每时每刻。
“一天天,一年年,天天都是好天。”
朋友,我想你了。



中学爱情下次再谈。

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Hurts.

We're laughing at someone who is dumber, fatter or shorter.
It's funny among friends, but if it happens non stop, what had it became?
JOKE transformed into SHAME & LACK OF CONFIDENCE.

玩笑有时能开,被说的受害者会对你微笑,不想破坏滑稽的气氛。
但若被说十次,百次,那不是玩笑,那时侮辱。侮辱是毁灭自信的恐怖武器。难道你们没有缺点吗?人家只是从来都不说出口,毕竟那是对你们的一丝丝的敬意。但,也许你们也有些不配这敬意。
朋友,也是人。人的性格,也是不一样,所以得互相交流,得到共识。
朋友的污点,是我们用鼓励发挥的时候,不是变成让人永远无法忘怀的嘲笑。谁叫我的心那么脆弱?
是,我虽是个摇滚人,却是个心灵脆弱的人。经不起讽刺的尖锐毁谤。

Most of your friends determine your character building.
If you have these friends, label them as insincere friends. They won't help you grow, but they led you into a corner of fear and discourage.

我的确做了很难的决定,机会也给了你们,你们总是不晓得。没办法,也许你们一生永远也不会明白。
我已认定了这些所谓的朋友,你呢?Don't ask me who, but ask yourself why. =)